Little Johnny Jones he was a US pilot

And no shrinking violet was he

He was mighty proud when World War III was declared

He wasn't scared, no siree

And this is what he said on

His way to Armageddon...



So long Mom, I'm off to drop the Bomb

So don't wait up for me

But while you swelter down there in your shelter

You can see me on your TV



While we're attacking frontally

Watch Brink-e-ly and Hunt-e-ly

Describing contrapuntally

The cities we have lost

No need for you to miss a minute

Of the agonizing holocaust



So so long mommy, I'm off to kill a commie

So send me a salami and try to smile somehow

I'll come back to you when the war is over

Just an hour and a half from now