We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (Alright, I love it)

But first off, before we get 2 the band

We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh

(Look at that dog, man, give me one of them)

Jimmy Joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos}

Jimmy, come on out here and give us some jokes

(Naw, get him off the stage)



OK, well hold on, oh, uh, uh (Come on, man)

What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (Who cares?)

(Get your white ass off the stage!)

(I paid 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band)

Oh, oh, OK, I'll, I... (Sit down)



(N.P.G.! N.P.G.! N.P.G.! ...) {crowd chants}

OK, well, ladies and gentlemen

U didn't like my jokes

I'm gonna introduce a wonderful band 2 U (Bring on the band)

They're the hottest thing I know [nowadays]

The N.P.G.! {crowd cheers}



That's right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 U live

After rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh

N.P.G., we're gonna wreck in ‘93 (Glam Slam, are U ready?) (Yeah!)

(I said Glam Slam, are U ready?) (Hell yeah!)



Ooh, this is nice

Yeah, I told U we would get good seats

U didn't get good seats at the restaurant

Well, well, U don't never trust nobody

Shut up bald head motherfucker

Sit, sit down here, I'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down

Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see Tony anyway



Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can sing

Yeah, now U ... (That's what I'm talkin' about)

U guys got some tootsie pops in here?

(Yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, Johnny in the house)

U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm, alright



Glam Slam granny with the hot pants on (Where she at?) (Hey, over here)

Give me good lovin' till after dawn

Johnny got a hat cuz he don't trust pills (Goldnigga)

(Cuz we damn skippy right)

And if U don't love me then your sister will (Gold)



Now let me hear U sing damn it!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times}

Come on

We gonna freak 2 the...

(1 2, tell me what 2 do)

(3 4, I'm about 2 score)

Everybody (5 6, suck up on this)

Johnny, drop it!



Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do

I never had another granny look like U

Every time I see U, girl, my Johnny get hard

Harder than the handle on the rake in my yard

Harder than the brownstone brick on my house

If I ever, ever, ever get U into my mouth (Yeah)

I'll drink U like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand

Baby, can't U understand?



I'm only fantasizing cuz your love is tantalizing

And it's got me burning rubber in my pants

But I don't wanna do U till I spend the time 2 school U

On the fine art of romance

U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me

In the back of my BMW "Z"

The bang bang boogie, U will give it 2 me

Cuz Johnny will make U dance (Can we bring it up?)



Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times}

Give it up

Everybody

We're gettin' sleazy



Shake it (Hot damn!)

Yeah, hit it fellas

Goldniggaz, this is funky

Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a second

What, U out?

Yeah

U out? I'm out



Mind if I join ya?

Aren't U supposed 2 be up there singin'?

Yeah

Where's Prince?

What do U mean "Where's Prince?"

I thought he was gonna sing 2night

Ah, ain't that a bitch?

Come on, wait, come here

Tony, where is he?



Levi (In the house)

Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'?

(Bobby Brown)

Bring it on (Bring it on)

(Morris, where U at?)

Time 2 school (Stop AIDS)

Yo Tommy, yo Tommy, what U here 4, man?



Sweet keys

(Play that motor scooter)

Say what? (Don't be a fool)

I don't know, I think we need a little self check

(Saxophone, saxophone)

Ah, what your background? (Damn!)

That ain't workin', man

What U think we need?

Kathy J. (Ah yeah)

See, that gonna straighten me right out

That just straight... that just straightens me right out (Ooh)



N.P.G. (in the motherfuckin' house) {x3}

N.P.G. (That's how we rollin')



{crowd noise}

(Get a clap goin') {repeat}



Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I, can I, can I?)

Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I grip it?)

Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I, can I, can I?)

Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Just 4 the ladies) (Holy Jesus)

Hey baby, what U doin'?



I would like 2 introduce 2 U

What's your name, baby?

Chicanes

Chicanes?



Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' necks

But I only grip necks when a brother's on the B-side of some safe sex

That means the A-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (Oh)

Ooh, yeah ha

But enough about my propers

Brothers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy

And God, I've been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done

Check it just like Ford (What?) - "Quality is job one"

2 get a grip, U need a handle, not a breaker 1 2

2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal

See, things got funny when I made my money

Why brothers got jelly when pockets get fat?

Their pockets equal fly honeys

An equation that just don't figure

Cuz Tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger

(So what U sayin'?)

U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this honey dip (Honey dip)

Check it, get a grip



Oh Tony, that was great

No no, serious shit, man, that was great

I'm telling U, believe me when I say

That this is just... this is rap at its finest

Yes, I'm tellin' U, U know

(Who is this dude, man? Go on, get outta the way)

Alright, I just wanna...

(Get outta here!)



Johnny needs a Jim (Jimmy needs a job) {x3}

Johnny needs a Jim (Yo, let me borrow a couple of those)

Take a few packs Tone

I ain't goin out like that, U know what I'm sayin'?

Who got the ‘lactics? (Gots 2 be protected)

Who got the ‘lactics? (Ain't go'n rain on me!)



Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times}

Pick it up

Everybody



Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter

Feelin' funky funky fine

Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter

Feelin' funky funky fine



In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine

And we're rockin' that stupid shit

Well, well (Well, well, well)



U know Lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world

And uh, we'd really like 2 thank U right now 4 all U done

And the New Power Generation would like 2 say "Amen"



In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine

And we're rockin' that stupid shit

W - W - WNPG (Rollin' at ‘cha)

Comin' 2 U directly (Ha ha ha) (Come one) (Goldnigga)

From Paisley (Put your shit up while U sleep)



(Gold) Goldnigga



We out

We try that one more time? (Yeah)



Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the N.P.G. {repeat 4 times}

Bring on number 1, bring on number 2



Now we out