He met her in a bar, she liked his fancy car

He looked into her jugs and knew right then he wanted her

Took her to the railroad tracks and from there was no turning back



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Oh Johnny, say it ain't so, Johnny (x4)



He got up the next day told his friends he'd been laid

Hurry off to his high school to take some tests and get some grades

Itchin', scratchin all day long, something here is very wrong



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The important thing that Johnny didn't see

was that behind those pretty eyes was a venereal disease

He looked into her eyes and fell into the trap

Thought he'd gotten loving but she'd given him the clap



He went to see the doctor, he told him, "son you're fucked"

You didn't wear no Jimmy hat and now your goose is really cooked

Thought you'd get by without cover, got fucked over by your lover



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