Johnny's Room

Transcribed by Chris Vagnini

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There are two things

I can't stand

One of them is your mom

One is just as bad

Is your dad

Why did we have to come



This is the eighties

It should be understood

That we sleep together



Ba dop



We've been together a month now

Why are they so uptight

When they invited us to dinner

I didn't know it meant spend the night



I helped with the dishes

Your mother told me all about when you were small

And then she said



Before it gets too late

I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight

You'll share a room with Johnny



Before it gets too late

I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight

You'll share a room with Johnny



Over the and me we watched tv

Me any you and your mom and dad

When the news came on your dad John then said

Come on dear lets go to bed

We stayed on the couch there

And then your dad came downstairs and said

Hey kids lets go



I bumped my head

Getting into bed

In Johnny's lower bunk



I couldn't sleep

Cause the little creep

Snored and his tennis shoes stunk



I listened to the fish tank

And the bubbles seemed to be saying to me



Ba dop



Before it gets too late

I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight

You'll share a room with Johnny



Before it gets too late

I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight

You'll share a room with Johnny



At 2 am I couldn't help myself

I tiptoed down the hall to your door

But then your dad came out and said

Where are you going

I guess I lost my way to the bathroom



Before it gets too late

I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight

You'll share a room with Johnny



Before it gets too late

I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight

You'll share a room with Johnny



No johnny no



Before it gets too late

I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight

You'll share a room with Johnny



It's getting me down



Before it gets too late

I'll show you where you'll sleep tonight

You'll share a room with Johnny