Hello, my name is Johnny

Well hello, my name is Johnny

I, like to explain myself

And I, like to complain in vain

Sweet little boy, Johnny!

Sweet little boy, JOHNNY!



Let me show you the way to lie

Let me show you the way to lie

Let me help you explain your mind

When I help you explain your mind



Hello, my name is Roger

Well hello, my name is Roger

I, like to proclaim myself

A God, and likely ordain myself

Sweet little boy, Roger!

Sweet little boy, ROGER!



Let me show you the way to lie

Let me show you the way to lie

Let me help you explain your mind

When I help you explain your mind

Let me show you the way to lie

Let me show you the way to lie

Let me help you explain your mind

When I help you explain your mind



Sweet little boy, Johnny

Sweet little boy, HELLO IT'S ROGER!



Let me show you the way to lie

Let me show you the way to lie

Let me help you explain your mind

When I help you explain your mind

Let me show you the way to lie

Let me show you the way to lie

Let me help you explain your mind

When I help you explain your mind