There’s a farm called Misery, but of that we’ll have none

Because we know of one

That’s always lots of fun (Ha ha!)

And this one’s name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it’s great

For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate



All the little pigs, they grunt and howl

The cats mee-yow

The dogs bow-wow

Everybody makes a row

Down on Jollity Farm



(instrumental--mandolin(?))



All the little pigs, they grunt and howl

(Grunt, howl, grunt, howl)

The cats mee-yow

(Mee-yow, mee-yow)

The dogs bow-wow

(Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff)

Everybody makes a row

Down on Jollity Farm



All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet

(birdsong, piano noodle)

The lambs all bleat

(baaaaa!)

And shake their feet

(rattle)

Everything’s a perfect treat

Down on Jollity Farm



Regular as habit

The cocks begin to crow

Can the old buck rabbit

Sing “Stuff it up your jumper”

Vo-do-de-oh



All the little ducks go quack quack quack

(quack quack quack)

The cows go Moo

(honk)

The bull does, too

(whonk!)

Everyone says how do you do

Down on Jollity Farm