Bert:

Ain't it a glorious day?

Right as a mornin' in May

I feel like I could fly

'Ave you ever seen the grass so green?

Or a bluer sky?



Oh, it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary

Mary makes your 'eart so light!

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright!

Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er

The daffodils are smilin' at the dove

When Mary 'olds your 'and you feel so grand

Your 'eart starts beatin' like a big brass band

It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love!



Chorus

Oh, it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary

Mary makes your 'eart so light!

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright!

Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er

The daffodils are smilin' at the dove

When Mary 'olds your 'and you feel so grand

Your 'eart starts beatin' like a big brass band

It's a jolly 'oliday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love!



[Interlude]



Mary Poppins:

Now then what'd be nice

We'll start with raspberry ice

And then some cakes and tea

Order what you will

There'll be no bill

It's complimentary



Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

Gentlemen like you are few

Though your just a diamond in the rough, Bert

Underneath your blood is blue!

You'd never think of pressing your advantage

Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed

A lady needn't fear when you are near

Your sweet gentility is crystal clear!

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

A jolly, jolly holiday with you!



Bert and Chorus:

It's true that Mavis and Sybil 'ave ways that are winning

And Prudence and Gwendolyn set your 'eart spinning

Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming

Janice, Felicia, Lydia - charming

Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet

Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla a treat

Veronica, Millicent, Agnes, and Jane

Convival company, time and again

Drocas and Phyllis and Glynis are sorts

I'll agree are three jolly good sports

But cream of the crop, tip of the top

It's Mary Poppins, and there we stop!