We like driving on a Saturday night

Past the leisure centre left at the lights

Oh we don't look for trouble

But if it comes we don't run

Lookin' out for trouble

Is what we call fun.

Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals

Wouldn't you like to come over and watch some vandals

Smashing up someone's hooooooooooome?



We can't help it we're so thick we can't think

Can't think of anything but shit sleep and drink

Oh we like women

Up the women we say

And if we get lucky, yeah we might even meet some one day

Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals

Wouldn't you like to come over and watch some vandals

Smashing up someone's hoooooooooooome?



Mister we just want your car

Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir, oh

Oh all the papers say it's a tragedy

But don't you wanna come and see?



Mister, we just want your car

Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir, oh

Oh all the papers say it's a tragedy



Mister, we just want your car

Cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir, oh

Oh all the papers say it's a tragedy

But don't you wanna come and see