Jubilee slouches in the settee

He's losing all will to move

He gone divvy

Too much telly

He watching 24 hours of rubbish

He got butane

He got plastic bags

His eyes are going square

He no raver

Just anti-social

He not going to cut his hair

He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how

Seventeen

He not mean enough

He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how

Seventeen

He not keen on being like

Anyone else

Jubilee's dad

Billy Banker

Thinks his son's a slob

Should get out more

Stop scabbing

He really should go and

Get a job

He dresses incorrectly

Seventeen

He's not mean enough

He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how, where to go

But he just don't get out enough

He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how, where to go

But he just don't get out enough

He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how to do it, talk to girls

But he's just too spotty

He dresses incorrectly

No one told him how

Seventeen

He not keen on being like

Anyone else

So he just plays on his computer game