Well I'm the jibber jabber jaw like Shabba

Franks making thanks operating like Trapper

John M.D. yea that's what folks tell me

I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby

So there dear uhum you suit though

Yes I makes the ruckus causing ruckus like Menudo

Or Judo I kicks it I throws them when I gamble

And when I swings my thing I take a swing like Mickey Mantle

But um I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters

Beg your pardon, Mr. keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers

See, i got it going on 'cause of the songs that I write

I got it going on 'cause my crew is nuff hype

Plus I zitz em, I zamz em, I grams em like Zorro

I shot the Dagazino for a bag of Stella Doro

Breadsticks, oh yes it's the books plus three

Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, ?(Abe Blitz and Tea)?

'Cause we're

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Jussumen that's on the mic...

Diggity yes, back up, I just come like Shaka

Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher

When I'm proper, I doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings

I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons

I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder

I'll jump up and flex , make you think I'm jane Fonda

I shiggity slam Rito, I'm layed back like Tito

I good gots nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo, amigo

Se Vente, yes I can samba

I'm known like Geraldo, shishi karamba

The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser

I got crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser

So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive

I wickity wax that scout like the words will be your five

Diggity damn right half pint, i taste great like Bud Lite

I'm well known like Spike or Walter Kronkite

Cause we're

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Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show

Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, HO

Yep, I got my moms, i got my girl, I got my friends

And they say some making dollars, in Japan, I'm making Yenz

Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William

I went and break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million

Or zillion, I kills 'em, I watches All My Children

I'm hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrims

I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo

I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo

Like Cheeko, I'm the man, yes indeed, i got the smart, so

When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Arts

Some tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongna

I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle zone ya

A loner, i can't swim, I'm laughing in my hoodie

And I get down and boogie, oogie, oogie

Cause we're

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I'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler that a calvin

My mon's name is June, my pops name is Alvin

I'm not your Kurt Gowdie but I'm outtie, Sianara

So hit the road Jack so I can Welcome Back Kotter

I flippity blast the ill shit, I flips them when I get them

I chills wit the Books now mom paid out the rectum

No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash

I'm deep, no steep, I'll make you wanna join backwash (zoom)

I diggity drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna

I gave a crewcut to Sinead O'Conner

Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is born

'Cause me and Mrs. jones, we got a thing going on

Yes I am, my ?(gibitibibity)? bedroom will not end

To the diggity cows come home, take the Gitney again

'Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me

I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni

'Cause we're

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