Parody of Just Another Day In Paradise by Phil
Vassar (P. Vassar/Craig Wiseman)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris P. Cream Clark

Writers screamin

Phones ringin

My lawyer says that the mailman's bringing me a
stack of cease and desist

Man I'm getting sick and tired of this

After my last album

My accountant

Said I owed about a hundred thousand

In legal bills retainer fees

Wish everybody'd stop suing me

Cause all I did was take a hit song

Swear I didn't know it

When I rewrote it

That I was doing anything wrong

Well if Phil Vassar's mad at me

Well it's just another day in parodies

Well there's no song that's safe from me

Well it makes sure, we'll see

But I won't get any royalties

Still I ask my label pretty please

Ooh oooh for just another day in parodies

I'm a big star

New cars

Never thought I'd take a joke this far

At the CMA's I sit beside

Garth Brooks and his ex-wife

But lately seems like

I catch hell for every song I write

Funny videos I've done a few

Making people laugh is all I wanna do

But last might I had a bad dream

CMT banned me

GAC canned me

They won't play no more comedy

Well lawsuits legalese

It's just another day in parodies

But there's nothing else I can really sing

I'll take one of Faith's Two of Tim's

I always have good luck with them

That's my very own recipe

Ooo

For just another day in parodies

If Shania Twain's mad at me

It's just another day in parodies

But deep down she want to be Cledus T

Cha-ching, cha-ching

I wish the cash register would ring

Oh I bet that Weird Al would agree

Ooo

It's just another day in parodies

It's just another day in parodies