The blessing of the turtles, the eggs lay on the lawn

Paint a pretty picture for me to sit upon

The calling of the rabbit, the falling of the hare

The hat man then begins to play, a song is everywhere



You want the obvious

You'll get the obvious

Tell them Groucho said, you're just another onionhead



Another Virgin Mary, another case is shut

Have another helping, prime cut of baby's butt

A sip of holy water, a shot of saving grace

Another western mystic, the words pore out my face



You want the obvious

You'll get the obvious

I'll shave my skull instead, be just another onionhead