d'you ever get into a lift on your own and as soon as the doors shut you

just like drop your trousers and pants and start dancin'?

or is that just me?

or what about whenever you're gettin' the doona inside the doona cover,

d'you like sneak inside the cover first of all, then get the doona in

with you and then sneak

out again as if you weren't there?

just me eh

d'you ever go into a bank, on your own, and you're just waiting in a

queue, and you get one of those pens with the chain on it and you just

like wiggle it around and

pretend it's a snake in the grass?



(is it you?)

is you, is it him,

(or just me?)

or just me?

(is it you?)

am i all alone in this twilight zone?

(or just me?)

just me?



d'you ever get into the bed and you're just about to slip off into a

dream, and all of a sudden your leg uncontrollably just jerks and you go

"oo-oo-oo! what was

that?"

or is that just me?

and it's even worse when you're sleepin' with somebody else 'cause your

leg does it and they wake up, and they go "what was that?" and you go

"it wasn't me, it was

my leg"

what about whenever you're telling a story and people are listening to

every single word you're saying, and all of a sudden you realise "what

am i telling this story for?

this is probably the worst story i know"



(is it you?)

is you, is it him,

(or just me?)

or just me?

(is it you?)

like am i all alone in this twilight zone?

(or just me?)

just me?



and trevor was a fish

and he lived in a field

he liked to play football

but fish don't have legs



(is it you?)

is you, is it him,

(or just me?)

or just me?

(is it you?)

am i all alone in this twilight zone?

(or just me?)

just me?



are you ever watchin' a movie with your friends and it gets to the sad

bit and they go "you're crying" and you go "no i'm not! just got

something in me eye that's all"?

or what about whenever you get drunk and you walk home and you see this

road sign that's been hit by a car and it's all covered in muck and you

think "huh, that'll

look good in the front room"?

and is it true that sometimes in girl's toilets they just go into the

toilet, they don't even use it, they just put the seat down and lock the

door and sit and listen to girls

bitch?

or is that just me?



(is it you?)

is you, is it him,

(or just me?)

or just me?

(is it you?)

is it your auntie floe, your uncle bob,

(or just me?)

or just me?

(is it you?)

is that guy, you know that guy who owns the land up behind the

graveyard, smoked a pipe, wore a hat,

(or just me?)

or just me?

(is it you?)

is it all of us? is it none of us?

(or just me?)

or just me