Intro:}



Okay..

Guess who's back... back again

Shady's back, tell a friend

Now everyone report to the dance floor

To the dance floor, to the dance floor

Now everyone report to the dance floor

Alright stop... pajama time



[Verse 1]

Come here little kiddies, on my lap

Guess who's back with a brand new rap

And I don't mean rap as in a new case

Of child investigation accusate

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

No worries, pappa's got a brand new bag of toys

What else could I possibly do to make noise

I'd done touched on everything but little boys

And that's not a stab at Micheal

That's just a metaphore, I'm just psycho

I go a little bit crazy sometimes

I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes

Good God, dip, do a little slide

Bend down, touch your toes and just glide

Up the center of the dance floor

Like T.P. for my bung hole

And it's cool if you let one go

Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it

Give a little "poot poot" it's okay (Fart Sound)

Oops my CD just skipped

And everyone just heard you let one rip



{*Chorus*}

Now I'm gonna make you dance

It's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass

Whoops! I mean girl... girl, girl, girl

"Girl you know you're my world"

Alright now lose it

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

Just lose it

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

Go crazy

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

Oh baby

"Aah aah"

Oh baby baby

"Aah aah"



[Verse 2]

{Sung}

It's Friday and it's my day

Just to party all the way to Sunday

Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day

Everday's just a holiday

Cruisin' on the freeway, feelin' kinda breezy

Get the top down, let my hair blow

I dunno where I'm goin', all I know is when I get there

Someone's gonna "touch my body"



{Rap}

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk

But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work

Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair

Spit on me, maybe gauge my eyes out, "ewww"

Now what's your name girl, what's your sign?

[Dr Dre: "Man you must be up out your mind"]

Dre "aah aah", dear God goes blind

I'm just trying to unwind, now I'm...



{*Chorus*}

Now I'm gonna make you dance

It's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass

Whoops! I mean girl... girl, girl, girl

"Girl you know you're my world"

Alright now lose it

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

Just lose it

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

Go crazy

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

Oh baby

"Aah aah"

Oh baby baby

"Aah aah"



[Verse 3]

{Sung}

It's Tuesday and I'm locked up

I'm in jail, I don't know what happened

They say I was running butt naked

Down the street screaming

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

Well I'm sorry, I don't remember

All I know is this much, I'm not guilty

They said save it 'fore we catch you on tape

Now you and an old lady "touch my body"



{Rap}

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down

It's real intense, no one makes a sound

Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now

The beat comes back and everybody loses theirselves

Now snap back to reality, look it's B. Rabbit he

Oh you signed me up to battle? I'm a grown man

Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba

I don't have any lines to go right here so

Chubba tubba tell me fellas (what?), fellas (what?)

Grab your left, make your right one jealous (what?)

Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls

Tall girls, small girls, I'm calling all girls

Everyone report to the dance floor

It's your chance for, a little romance or

Butt squeezin', it's the season

Just go "aah aah aah aah", it's so appeasing



{*Chorus*}

Now I'm gonna make you dance

It's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass

Whoops! I mean girl... girl, girl, girl

"Girl you know you're my world"

Alright now lose it

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

Just lose it

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

Go crazy

"Aah aah aah aah aah"

Oh baby

"Aah aah"

Oh baby baby

"Aah aah"



{Outro:}

Mmhmm touch my body

Mmhmm touch my body

Ooh boy just touch my body

I mean girl just touch my body