Kafoozalum



Come listen to my tale of woe

It happened many years ago

When cunts were wide, and cocks hung low

In hoary* old Jerusalem.



cho: Hi, Ho Kafoozalum

The harlot of Jerusalem;

Hi, Ho Kafoozalum

The daughter of the rabbi.



Once on a time there lived a dame

Who plied a trade of ancient fame

She was a girl of ill repute,

In fact she was a prostitute.



Kafoozalum was a wily witch

A filthy whore, a scurvy bitch

And she caused every dong to twitch

That dangled in Jerusalem.



A priest there was, both great and tall

His cock so strong, could break a wall

Which fascinated nearly all

The harlots in Jerusalem.



One day, returning from a spree

His customary hard on, he

Espied her seated 'neath a tree

The harlot named Kafoozalum.



He looked, then took a harder look

And led her to a nearby brook

And from within his robes he took

The pride of all Jerusalem.



Kafoozalum was one to please

She rubbed it gently twixt her knees

And caused a flood that drowned the trees

That grew throughout Jerusalem.



Well the son of a bitch was underslung

He made a lunge, but missed her bung

And he never stopped till he reached the dung

In the asshole of Kafoozalum.



Kafoozalum she knew her art

She arched her back and blew a fart

That sent the bastard, like a dart,

Sailing o'er Jerusalem.



Now, when the moon is big and red

His flying form soars overhead

Raining curses on the head

Of that lousy whore, Kafoozalum.



Note: learned ca. 1943 on the streets of Brooklyn

@bawdy

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