Look at me,

I'm Sandra D,

Lousy with virginity,

I won't go to bed

'til I'm legally wed,

I can't,

I'm Sandra D



I don't drink, Uh

Sweat, Uh,

Bunch up my hair,

I get ill from one cigarette,

[Cough, Cough, Cough]

Get your filthy paws

off my silky drawers,

You gonna pull that crap

with a net?