Performed by Paul Reubens. Catherine

O'Hara, and Danny Elfman



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws



LOCK

I wanna do it



BARREL

Let's draw straws



SHOCK

Jack said we should work together

Three of a kind



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Birds of a feather

Now and forever

Wheeee

La, la, la, la, la



Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight

Throw away the key and then

Turn off all the lights



SHOCK

First, we're going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

When he comes a-sniffing we will

Snap the trap and close the gate



LOCK

Wait! I've got a better plan

To catch this big red lobster man

Let's pop him in a boiling pot

And when he's done we'II butter him up



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Throw him in a box

Bury him for ninety years

Then see if he talks



SHOCK

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man

Can take the whole thing over then

He'II be so pleased, I do declare

That he will cook him rare



LOCK,SHOCK,ANDBARREL

Wheeee



LOCK

I say that we take a cannon

Aim it at his door

And then knock three times

And when he answers

Sandy Claws will be no more



SHOCK

You're so stupid, think now

lf we blow him up to smithereens

We may lose some pieces

And then jack will beat us black and green



LOCK,SHOCK,ANDBARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Tie him in a bag

Throw him in the ocean

Then, see if he is sad



LOCK AND SHOCK

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy

around

lf I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town



BARREL

He'II be so pleased by our success

That he'II reward us too, I bet



LOCK,SHOCK,ANDBARREL

Perhaps he'II make his special brew

Of snake and spider stew

Ummm!



We're his little henchmen and

We take our job with pride

We do our best to please him

And stay on his good side



SHOCK

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb



BARREL

I'm not the dumb one



LOCK

You're no fun



SHOCK

Shut up



LOCK

Make me



SHOCK

I've got something, listen now

This one is real good, you'II see

We'II send a present to his door

Upon there'II be a note to read

Now, in the box we'II wait and hide

Until his curiosity entices him to look inside



BARREL

And then we'II have him

One, two, three



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick

Lock him up for ninety years, see what

makes him tick



Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits

Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see

Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the

key