Kidnap Mister Sandy Claws?

I wanna do it

Lets draw straws!

Jack said we should work together

Three of a kind

Birds of a feather

Now and forever!

Whee!



La la la..



Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Lock him up real tight!

Throw away the key and then

Turn off all the lights



First were going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

When he comes a-sniffing

We will snap the trap and close the gate



Wait I got a better plan

To catch this big red lobster man

Lets pop him in a boiling pot

And when hes done,

Well butter him up!



Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Throw him in a box

Bury him for 90 years

Then see if he talks



Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man

Can take the whole thing over then

Hell be so pleased I do declare

That he will cook him rare

Whee!



I say that we take a cannon

Aim it at his door and then

Knock three times

And when he answers

Sandy Claws will be no more!



Youre so stupid!

Think now, if we blow him up to smithereens

We may lose some pieces

And then Jack will beat us black and green!



Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Tie him in a bag

Throw him in the ocean than

See if he is sad



Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around

If I were on his boogie list

Id get out of town



Hell be so pleased by our success

That hell reward us too, Ill bet

Perhaps hell make a special brew

Of snake and spider stew!

Mmm



Were his little henchmen and we take our job with pride

We do our best to please him, and stay on his good side



I wish my cohorts werent so dumb

Im not the dumb one,

Youre no fun!

Shut up!

Make me!

-aca