LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws



LOCK

I wanna do it



BARREL

Let's draw straws



SHOCK

Jack said we should work together

Three of a kind



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Birds of a feather

Now and forever

Wheeee

La, la, la, la, la



Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight

Throw away the key and then

Turn off all the lights



SHOCK

First, we're going to set some bait

Inside a nasty trap and wait

When he comes a-sniffing we will

Snap the trap and close the gate



LOCK

Wait! I've got a better plan

To catch this big red lobster man

Let's pop him in a boiling pot

And when he's done we'll butter him up



LOCK, SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Throw him in a box

Bury him for ninety years

Then see if he talks



SHOCK

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man

Can take the whole thing over then

He'll be so pleased, I do declare

That he will cook him rare



LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL

Wheeee



LOCK

I say that we take a cannon

Aim it at his door

And then knock three times

And when he answers

Sandy Claws will be no more



SHOCK

You're so stupid, think now

lf we blow him up to smithereens

We may lose some pieces

And then Jack will beat us black and green



LOCK,SHOCK, AND BARREL

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Tie him in a bag

Throw him in the ocean

Then, see if he is sad



LOCK AND SHOCK

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around

If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town



BARREL

He'll be so pleased by our success

That he'll reward