Perchance he for whom the bell tolls knows

Not of the promise engraved in my prose

I'm fully equipped with the Critical cryptic

Decipher the prediction of the apocalyptic

Showdown and win lose or draw blood

I'm delivering the coup de gras. Shivering MCs

Wet with cold quicksilver sweat

Shouldn't bet on getting off that easy yet

Under a boulder leave you colder than a salamander

When I call collect to great Alexander

I'm sending MCs off to summer camp, concentration

Teaching them the miracle of lyrical education

Lessons, unless they persist with defiance

That's when I come with the science of giants

The first MC in outer space, you'll be famous

I'll kick your ass from my boot to Uranus!

And you'll be left with a new definition of hard

So start filling out your organ donor card

Doctor Death, Stinkin' Rich M.D.

I must find/hunt/kill an MC!



"Killy Nem See!"

"When it comes to sound dem can't pass me"



You got your man, try it now!

Who what where when why and how!

Sucker motherfucker, you better get gone or

Word is bond, I'll cut your ear off like Mister Pond!

I am in no way concerned with morays or ethics

To heck with that, yo I'm pyrotechnical

It's quite a spectacle, come and get a closer look

When it comes to fun with punishment, I wrote the book.



"Killy Nem See!"



Alas, poor Yorick, he should have chose another trade

He got cocky, so like hockey got played!

You should have seen it, you would have been appalled

I got pinpoint precision like Lee Harvey Oswald!

My man was temporarily inhibited

And so the man responsible had to get divoted!

I pulled his skirt up, word up, I dissed him

There's nothing sympathetic about my nervous system

Every now and then I get a little bit crazy

And I like to "clown around" like John Wayne Gacy

I haven't gone international, but I might though

Never mind diesel, I'm coming cock nitro!

Cock nuclear, who here wants some?

I'll fill your snifter to the rim with redrum!

I'll give a taste of my rhetorical techniques

And methods to any MC that speaks! So, um

I'll finish first, ahead of all the good guys

And keep on going because I'm not good at goodbyes

Next time, I'll leave you with a lasting blast of venom

Remember that, yo I'm out like stretch denim