I don't have much to offer

or anything at all

I look like death warmed over

you're like a living doll

Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen

But I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o

I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen



You're too dear to put a price on

and when I talk to you

You're more than Monty Python

Star Trek or Dr. Who

You're much more than

MST3K or D