Once I was the king of spain (The king of spain, live in Buffalo!)

Oh, my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa (Don't mention Lisa.)

I'm telling you I was the king of spain! (The king of former cone heads.)

And now I work at the Pizza Pizza!



One! Two! Three! Four!



Royalty, lord it looked good on me

Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free

Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco

Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video



Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie

A palatial palace, that was my home, now I eat humble pie

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie

And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome

Once he was the King of Spain



I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say: