Good morning, America, you're my favourite TV show

Slow down now, I've a headache,

Sometimes it's hard to think,

The phone rings how are you? Oh! I'm not up to much

You don't say, oh really! It'll end... end in tears



Here I go again,

All I have is what I might have been

Where's my long lost friends?

Somewhere over the rainbow



When the dark clouds come,

The angel Valium will call

To take me far away,

To a place where I don't have to feel



I'm happy as I hoover, it's one o'clock, time for lunch

Marshmallows with coffee,

Can't forget my Slimfast drink,

The garden's depressing, I think I need a hair-do

A gin and a tonic, ah! That should do the trick



Here I go again,

All I have is what I might have been

Where's my long lost friends?

Somewhere over the rainbow



When the dark clouds come,

The angel Valium will call

To take me far away,

To a place where I don't have to feel



It's Monday afternoon, the kids are off at school

Sunset Boulevard, the Channel Four matinee

Sit down, relax with a nice cup of tea...

..oh! The sweet smell of butane... and humdrum.

..Gloria Swanson... from here to eternity