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{ } = the fellas

( ) = the ladies



Chorus [2x]:

{Here kitty-kitty, here kitty-kitty-kittyyyyy!}

Aw, kitty kitty!

{Here kitty-kitty, here kitty-kitty-kittyyyyy!}

I thought I saw a puddy tat!



Bridge A [2x]:

(What you doin'?) {Nuttin', hon! Uhh, uhh, I'm just nuttin', hon!}

(What you doin'?) {Nuttin', hon! Aww, honey-hon!}



Like I said, the party ain't dead,

These girls ain't even scared to give head!

Verse 1:

Girl, stop tryin' to be smooth

Make way for a brother to make the first move

You're tryin' to act nice and sweet

'Cause I know that you is a freak

So let a brother lick them paws

And run the tongue on the g-string draws

And tease the kitty just a little

Then stick my pole in the middle

Before I hit, let me ask

Did the dogs done hit in the path

'Cause if they ain't got they shots

Then the kitty might not get got

They say it ain't got a bad bone

In any ol 'eyes, it's gold

So girl, don't act seditty

Just give a brother some of that kitty!



Chorus, Bridge A



Like I said, the party ain't dead,

All these chicken heads just scared!

Verse 2:

Kitties is cool and all that

But I like the real big cats

See, a cat got a little more strength

So they can take a little more length

You gotta feed a kitty real slow

But a cat can take a little bit mo'

So lay on down on the silk

So you can get a bowl of this milk

Then let's do it like dogs

I wanna see ya climb the walls

And once I get in them guts

I'ma do that straight cat strut

So please don't make a brother beg

To get inbetween them legs

Come on girl, have some pity

And give a brother some of that kitty!



Bridge B [4x]:

True dat, true dat! True dat, true dat!



Chorus



Jay-Ski:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack came down, said "Thank you ma'am, but uh, you got change for a quarter?" Aaow!



Bridge C [4x]:

{Oh, baby!} (Hey!)



Jay-Ski:

Check it out!

Lil' Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eatin' a bowl o' cream o' wheat

She gave me a show, whatta you know, that lil' *hoe* was a freak! Aaow!



Bridge C



Jay-Ski:

Check it!

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner beggin' this girl all night

She said no, he said "Oh! You gon' come on down and take a hike, baby!"



Bridge C



Jay-Ski:

Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, eyes were full of tears

I think girl need her *LONG BLEEP*; Whoot, there it is! Aaow!



Bridge C, Bridge B, Chorus