I want you to know

He's not coming back

He's bloated and frozen

Still there's no point in letting it go to waste



So knives out

Cook him up

Don't look down

Shove it in your mouth



If you'd been a dog

They would have drowned you at birth



So knives out

Catch the mouse

Squash his head

Put him in the pot



So knives out

Catch the mouse

Don't look down

Shove it in your mouth



I want you to know

He's not coming back

Look into my eyes

It's the only way you'll know I'm telling the truth



So knives out

Catch the mouse

Squash his head

Put him in the pot