[official lyrics from the programme of the theatrical production of i am curious, orange from the kings theatre in edinburgh; contributed by fiona armstrong.]



Verse:



Curious or anj, i curious or anj

Oranj i'm curious or anj curious oranj



Chorus (spoken):



Anonymous curious is curious he's

Curious, curious, curious, curious

Some say what a cur and how#anonymous is he's

Curious, curious, curious, curious

Curious orange curious orang

Brrrrpa bapababa ba ba ba ba ba



They built the road over dumb fellows like you

They built the world as you know it

All the systems you traverse

They rode slipshod over all peasants like you

They were curious orange

They were curious oranj

They disliked papists

They rode

And their horses loved them, and their

Horses loved them too

They were curious oranj

They freed the blacks too

Built a church in one day man-amish

Their clothes were cool

Turned into napoleon over and didn't know

They made hitler laugh in pain -

They were curious oranj.

They invented birth control

They were ridiculed, invulnerable to -

Cool



Part two



Brrrp ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

They were curious orange

They were curiou ornaj

Paved way for atom bomb

Made the jews go to school

Sent missionary girls to arab states

And the sun-baked men did drool

They were curious orange

They were curious oranj

Pains in the arse man but they were

Inquirin

Brrp ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

They were: anti semitic





Anti artic





Anti gealic, you name it man



They were against it

They were the reformation spring,

And everybody in the world

Turned reformation blue

They were positively deranged,

They were curious oranj

Stuyvesant smoking

They were beyond ooobenblief

Efficient -prima to a man

They were curious orange.


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