I can't keep up with what's been going on

I think my heart must just be slowing down

Among the human beings in their designer jeans

Am I the only one who hears the screams

And the strangled cries of lawyers in love



God sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful

They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful

Eating from TV trays, tuned into to Happy Days

Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves

To the mating calls of lawyers in love



Last night I watched the news from Washington, the capitol

The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them, like Russians will

Now we've got all this room, we've even got the moon

And I hear the U.S.S.R. will be open soon

As vacation land for lawyers in love