The kiwi and the liquid gold



For Helen would have surely knowed



I'd love her if it weren't that I



Bind myself to a single joy



I was sleeping with my LGO



I was polishing my midnight runners



I was handling my Regal tip



Cold beer and my prison rolls



Take a good look at the patchwork



that Hellen saw on my foot



well she took a look around, friend



yeah she took her love to town, friend



I was sleeping with my LGO



I was polishing my midnight runners



I was handling my Regal tip



Cold beer and my prison rolls



I got eyes I can't stand it



jalepeos inbetween my toes



the Duke of Earl and Smoking Joe



All the kiwi and the liquid gold



I was sleeping with my LGO



I was polishing my midnight runners



I was handling my Regal tip



Cold beer and my prison rolls



I'm gonna eat my damn 8 year old shoes