Got myself a girlfriend

She looks like a 10

My elbows start to tingle

When she gives me that moonshine grine



I love that woman so much

Too much like a fool

She knows I'm just a suckah



That girl makes me drool



The woman makes me mad

The woman makes me sad

I just can't handle it

This love and bullshit



The girl can ruin life

She's depressin' me like

She's depressin' me like a sharp knife

But when she comes to love me

She makes me have jello knees



Her mind's stronger than mine

But she knows I'm not the strong kind

Then she knows she's so fine



She puts me under her power line



The woman makes me mad

The woman makes me sad

I just can't handle it

This love and bullshit



Some may say I don't know

How to handle this

She takes my love for granted

Which get me really pissed



If she don't lighten up soon

Then our love will soon be doomed

Then I'll have to kill her



And feed her to the goons



The woman makes me mad

The woman makes me sad

I just can't handle it

This love and bullshit