Cannibal chiefs chew Camembert cheese

'cause chewing keeps 'em cheeky

Big Fat Fred sticks fur to his head

'cause he thinks fur makes him freaky

Benjamin Bland and his Bugle Band blow the blues bi-weekly

(Yee hoo hoo!)

How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases?



I got up at eight, it was half past two

I said to myself, "Well, how do you do?"

I've gotta get on, so I soon got off

Stuck a clean shirt on, and had a good cough

Back at the boozer, a bloke I knew

Said he knew a secret no one knew

He pinched some snuff, and he sniffed and sighed

So I pinched his snout, and he replied,



"Cannibal chiefs chew Camembert cheese

'cause chewing keeps 'em cheeky

Big Fat Fred sticks fur to his head

'cause he thinks fur makes him freaky

Benjamin Bland and his Bugle Band blow the blues bi-weekly

How many pies can a porpoise poise on purpose if she pleases?"



Here am I a sailor

Seabirds fly above me

Listen to their cry

See them in the sky above me

Here am I a sailor

Fishes swim below me

Even while I sleep

Growing in the deep below me



I rode a long worm to the end of the line

I asked Tin Man if he'd tell me the time

He took off his hat, and he took off his head

Took off Max Bygraves, here's what he said,

"You take first right and second left."

The man in the moon says, "How's your chest?"

The man in the sun says, "Have another one!"

So we're all tanked up and singing along



Cannibal chiefs chew camembert cheese

'cause chewing keeps 'em cheeky

Big Fat Fred fixes fur to his head

'cause he thinks fur makes him freaky

Benjamin Bland and his Bugle Band blow t