Ah well, I've got a woman and I love, love her so

She is big, fat and lazy but I want you all to know

That I love her and I need that woman so

She is my little lady and I'm glad that you all know



When she wakes in the morning and her figure tells no lies

My eyesight is broken when the light shines on her tights

But I love her and I need that woman so

Oh how can I tell you what I'd do if she should go



And I love her and I need that woman so

Oh well how can I tell you what I'd do if she should go



Ah well she is so lazy, how she moves I'll never know

She was so different eleven years ago

But I love her and I need that woman so

She's a big lakky lady but I love that woman so