The Landlord's Daughter



Fragment picked up from "The Wicker Man".





Much has been said of the strumpets of yore

Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score,

But I sing of a baggage that we all adore

The landlord's daughter

You'll never love another,

Although she's not the kind of girl

To take home -- to your mother

Her elixir is lively and strong to the taste,

It is brewed with discretion, never with haste,

You can have all you like if you swear not to waste

The landlord's daughter

And when her name is mentioned,

The puds of every gentleman

Will stand up -- at attention

Now the shame of the blossom and all of the country

She takes off the garter and *** *** in town

The dolly who keeps her *** *** renown

While I'll take the landlord's daughter

There's nothing so delightful,

As the part that lies between

The left toe -- and the right toe.



@bawdy

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