He's often quiet

When it comes to meeting strangers.

And some laugh at his nickname "Midnight Ranger".

Cuz he sits on the hood all alone.

He rest his foot upon the chrome

Cuz to him this ride

Has been his only home.

Now the Ranger's pride

Has always been his honor.

It's been challenged from North Cook

To Benton Harbor.

And tonight the words down the line

He'll blow his engine one last time

In the one place that he can ever be

Cuz he is the last drag racer ever seen.

Well the flag Queen, drag Queen

Drops her silk laced panties.

And the challenger flips ranger off

And he just raised the anti.

He takes the throttle down to the floor

And blankets smoke upon the roar

In the one place that he can ever be

Cuz he is the last drag racer ever seen.

It's late at night

And the Ranger wonders

And down a darken strip

His mind ponders.

Is this the alone home he'll know

Will there be any other place to go.

In this one place that he can ever be

Cuz he is the last drag racer ever seen