Columbia's unwound

If it gets any worse

Gonna have to go down

Get me some military training

Embark on a little mission

Slap some bicycle together

Got to get the ball rolling

Let's just say

Got to wrap some roses

Snug in a tortilla

Got to pay a little visit

To Fatty Carmello

Helps keep the classical

Up on the radio

Hell, I can't help it

If God don't walk here

Everytime I want to work

But maybe if my bed is made

Or I cast a vote

Take it easy on the wino

Or give up the smoke

Ole Fatty Carmello

Ole Fatty gonna be broke

And I can just use

What's laying around the house