Hey there little darling, where'd the old man go?

Why don't we get out of town and do it all night long?

We can lie out in the field til the morning light

Then me and your old man are gonna have to fight

Start the loving in the truck and wind up in the ditch

The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch

Oh, no, gotta learn this some day

Why, I, gotta learn the hard way

Buddy showed me just how fast a car can go

I'll race you for your pink slip right before this show

Put your girlfriend in the bet to make things good

Cause she's been staring at me like no girlfriend should

Bastards sitting right there on the starting line

Stuck the sugar in your gas tank by myself last night

Oh, no, gotta learn this some day

Why, I, gotta learn the hard way

Hey there little darling, where'd the old man go?

Why don't we get out of town and do it all night long?

We can lie out in the field til the morning light

Then me and your old man are gonna have to fight

Start the loving in the truck and wind up in the ditch

The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch

Oh, no, gotta learn this some day

Why, I, gotta learn the hard way

Oh, no, gotta learn this some day

Why, I, gotta learn the hard way