Don't open the box

Take the money

Take it to the shops

Where we can spend it all honey

On 90s memorabilia and rock 'n' roll records

And experience the genius of Terence and Leonard

Send them victorious

Happy and glorious

Long to reign over us

In the studio for us

My eyes have seen the glory of

The legend and the story of

Feather cropped and blow dried hair

Clver clogs and Lionel Blairs



And I won't be watching TV anymore

I'll poke my TV eyes out the door

Nail my other records to the record shelf

En;lighten, educate and entertain myself

Listening to the sounds of Lenny and Terence

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