Miss Demeanor, a miss take a miss hap-oh.

I implore you. It's no miss tery I dont wanna know you

But Miss America I can't ignore you



You can wipe out all our progress with your little cotton ball

Slice and dice your face to perfection

Slip up a word and down you fall



Teeth are capped, lipo-sucked

Hair is set and nose is contoured.

Tummy's tucked and boobs are lifted,

Uncross your legs and your pantyhose shifted



Am I smilin enough? Am I smilin too much?

Am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch?

Hi, how are you, how high are you

Less Teeth and More Tits

It's never enough

You'll never be good enough



You got Less Teeth