I think I love you

They think I'm desperate

Give me the ring

C'mon let's prove it



Let's get married

And ride away

Let's get married

And rot away



Torture the bridesmaids

Make them wear lime green

Lie to the pastor

Promise forever



Let's get married

And rot away

Let's get married

And rot away



I'm almost thirty

When are you gonna give me a baby?

Let's get a doggie

And tie it to a chain



Fight over TV

My headache grows

I'll show you sides of me

You'd never want to know



Fight over dinner

Put on weight

If you change your sweatpants

I'll shave my legs