One day I met Minnie Mouse

She said baby, let's play house

I said honey, I do more but

What if Mickey comes knocking on the door

She said honey, let's hit the sack

'Cause Mickey Mouse, he won't be back

She said baby I love your tail

And that so far is the end of the tale



The true story about Cinderella

Was that she broke up with another fellow

The same day we met at the dance

She didn't wait, she took her chance

Owee owee oah! What's wrong with you

Don't you like our menageatwo

Her ex asked as he took her hand

She said she always loved the singer in a rock n'roll band



Well keep on loving me honey

Like you did before

And if that Prince comes crawling

Just show him the door



(CHORUS) Let's have a party (x2)



You and me hand in hand

Wandering through sexy wonderland

Let's have a party right now!



I said beep beep I said beep beep beep

Did you hear the gossip about Snow White

It turned out to be she's a transvestite

And do you know the story 'bout Betty Boop

Well the people say she loves to do it in a group



(CHORUS)



Eenee, meemee, mince ma

Minnie Mouse in sterio



3, 6, 9,

Once upon a time

Cinderella drank a little wine



1,2,3,

Can't you see

The dirty little girl has a crush on me

Let's have a party