Hi-ya! {"oh yeah" played backwards}

Hey Sloofus, (yeah!) tell us something good, let's take it to the stage, sucker

Have no fear, (get it on!) MacFunk is here. Ha!

Doin' it to the max

Slick Brick! How's your loose booty?

Laughin' atcha

Let me tighten it up

Get it on

Yeah



Everybody funking and don't know how

They shoulda seen the bull when he funked the cow

He funked her so hard they saw some smoke

He said, let's get in the bed and funk like folks

Laughin' at ya (ha!)

Funk used to be a bad word



Chorus:

(sung by the group, interspersed with stuff from George and others)

Sittin in the woods upon a log

Finger on the trigger

My eyes on a hog

And I sat back.

Laughin atcha!



(Say it loud!)

Sittin in the woods upon a log

(I'm funky and I'm proud)

Finger on the trigger

My eyes on a hog

And I sat back

(Talking 'bout you the Godfather)

Laughin atcha!

(Godmother!)

Sittin in the woods upon a log

(Grandfather! Heh!)

Finger on the trigger

(Fool and the Gang!)

My eyes on a hog

And I sat back.

(They call us the funk mob!)

Laughin atcha!

(Dig!)

(Get it on)



Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet snorting some THC

Along came a spider, slid down beside her

Said: what's in the bag bitch

She said I'm laughin' at ya, ha, ha!

(Hey Fool and the Gang!)

Funk used to be a bad word

(Let's get it on! Let's take it to the stage)

Motherfunk you

Hit it!



Sittin in the woods upon a log

(Good god!)

Finger on the trigger

My eyes on a hog

And I sat back.

(Earth, hot air, and no fire)

Laughin atcha!

(They call us the fun