INTRO

Yo, this is for all of ya'll out there

That ever dealt with somebody

Who be lyin', fakin', cheatin', stealin',

creepin', B.S.-nin'

I got this thing called the lie detector

Two teaspoon and their bound to tell

the truth, listen



You told me that I was your fantasy, yeah

You said that we would practice monogamy

So I became a freak under the sheets

put his ass to sleep

creeped into the kitchen

got the remedy

its called the lie detector

slipped it in his drink

brought it to his bedside

and said take a sip of this and don't think



HOOK 1

You won't believe what happened

when he sipped the lie detector

looked into his eyes, asked him

where you been

he said its no surprise

cuz i been with my ex girl

why ain't you tell me truth

he said you don't wanna hear the truth

sometimes i wish i never gave him a detector

i thought he loved me, but he loved her

so i'm kinda glad he took the lie detector

now i know the truth, so you can get the boot



BEENIE CHORUS

man, god of to, god of to, god of to go

come and tie up you, tie up you

tie up yo tongue

else, head ago, head ago, head ago roll

when she finds out you and her friend lie down



VERSE 2

she told you baby lets get married

i'll always be faithful

so lets spend eternity

so he became a freak under the sheets

put her ass to sleep, creeped into the kitchen

got the remedy

its called the lie detector

slipped it in her drink

brought it to her bedside

and said take a sip of this and don't think



HOOK 2

you won't believe what happened

when he gave her the lie detector

looked at her pager number