Lyrics And Music By Bill Stevenson





Crabs, Scabbies

The Glamour, The Fashion

Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool To Me





Farts, Feet

The Romance, The Passion

Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool To Me





Too Many People Bitch And Whine

About Being On The Road Too Much Of The Time

Ya Being On Tour Does Take Its Toll

But It's Way Better Then Sitting At Home





Alright Now, It's A Flat Tire





Alkies, Addicts

The Vomit, The Rat Piss

Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool To Me





So Squat It And Thrust It

Cause You Are In Russia

Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool To Me





Bring It On Right Now About Getting No Sleep

On The Dirty Floor Of The Broken Van

Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool

As A Matter Of Fact It's Very Very Cool

Ya Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool To Me