Life presents a dismal picture.

Royal Air Force Mess Song 1940---45.



(To the Tune: Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles).





Life presents a dismal picture,

dark and sombre as the tomb.

Father has an Anal stricture,

Mother has a prolapsed womb,

Sister Mary has aborted for the twenty - second time,

Brother Frank has been deported for a Homosexual crime.



Little Freddie's in the mad - house......

Doctors look away and cough.

'cos the cause of his affliction comes from too much wanking off.