Like A Surgeon

Weird Al



Like A Surgeon* by "Weird" Al Yankovic



I finally made it through Med-School

Somehow I made it through.

I'm just an intern, so I'll still make

A mistake or two..



I was last in my class

Barely passed at the institute

Now I'm trying to avoid

Yeah, I'm trying to avoid a

Malpractice suit..



Like a surgeon

Cutting for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Got your kidneys on my mind



Better give me all your gauze nurse

This patient's fading fast

Complications have set in

Don't know how long he'll last



Let me see that IV

Here we go

Time to operate

I'll pull his insides out

Yeah, I'll pull his insides out

And see what he ate....



Like a surgeon (hey!)

Cutting for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Organ transplants on mind..



It's a fact, I'm a quack

A disgrace to the AMA

Because my patients die

Yeah, my patients die

Before they can pay



Like a surgeon (hey)

Cutting for the very last time

Like a surgeon

Here's a waiver for you to sign



Like a surgeon

Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh

Like a surgeon

When I reach inside

With my scalpel,

And my forceps,

And retractors....





Like a surgeon.....









From LBV10000 (lisa_vincent2002)