Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class

Always the last in line

All the other little kids would laugh at him

Said he'd die before his time



Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Little Billy didn't mind



Most of the kids smoked cigarettes

Just to prove that they were cool

The teacher didn't know about the children's games

And Billy always followed the rules



Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Little Billy didn't mind



Billy was big on the outside

But there's an even bigger man inside

Ten million cigarettes burning every day

And Billy's still doing fine



Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged

With children of their own

Their smoking games are reality now

And cancer's seed is sown



Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Little Billy's didn't mind



Most of them smoke maybe forty a day

A habit Billy doesn't share

One by one they're passing away

Leaving orphans to Billy's care



Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Little Billy doesn't mind



Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Little Billy's doing fine