It was a nice cosmic afternoon

Me and my babe behind the moon

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

Looked so fine, felt so good

Kama Sutra's understood

But then happened a strange rendezvous



Something's knockin' at my sputniks door

A little green man who wants to score

LITTLE GREEN MEN PUSH TO FLUSH



He checks her out, then comes near

He feels her up, touching everywhere

I grab my pants, this is sick

More green men, all named Dick

Alien choir singing voulez vous



Somethin's knockin' at my sputniks door

More green men who want to score

LITTLE GREEN MEN PUSH TO FLUSH