There's a little man in my head

And he's drunk all of the time

He sits there on a bench

Holding a monkey wrench

Sometimes he beats it up against my mind



There's a little man in my head

I don't think he likes it there

I do bad things but it's his fault

And he knows he can't get caught

That little man he just don't play fair



There's a little man in my head

And he must have lived in someone else's head before

'Cause I was born in '63

And he's only been there since '74



There's a little man in my head

And I don't think he understands me

We've got no common ground

On which to work around

He gets so bored when I watch TV



There's a little man in my head

And I don't think that he'll ever die

When he takes crontrol he really takes his toll

It's enough to make a grown man cry



There's a little man in my head

And I wish he'd find another home

There's a little man in my head

And now I'll never be alone

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