There was a little girl

She had a little curl

And her name was Mary Carriage

Now it doen't bother me

But somehow it came to be

She was pregnant outside of marriage

Her boyfriend's name was Tom

And he couldn't tell his mom

Mary couldn't tell her's either

An abortion wouldn't fly

So she started to cry

And developed a very high fever



Poor little Mary

Scorned in marriage

Got a high fever

Little miscarriage



Mary went to see a doc

And his name was Mr. Spock

And he put her up upon a table

Put her feet up in the air

and he spread apart her hair

To see the baby if he was able

He listened with his ear

But he really couldn't hear

The baby or see it's head

No he couldn't hear the baby

And he couldn't see the baby

Cause the baby was dead dead dead



Poor little Mary

Scorned in marriage

Couldn't have a baby

Little miscarriage



She cried and she cried

But it died inside

She could scream and she could shout

But she couldn't get it out

She cried and she cried

But it died inside

She could scream and she could shout

But she couldn't get it out



Poor little Mary

Scorned in marriage

Couldn't have a baby

Little miscarriage



Now her problem was resolved

And relationship dissolved

So she bid Tom goodbye

So he went his merry way

And he ended up gay

And Mary laughed until she cried

But she never had a baby

No she didn't have a baby

And she never even tried

Cause her very first baby

And her only ever baby

Was still stuck up inside



Poor little Mary

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