On top of the hour (compulsive my behaviour)

I see my life through sky news (keeping things in order)

Keep on watching on my wide-screen set

Can't contain myself

I'm going pay-per-view



Think i'll explode (in the corner of my room)

If i do too much gak (sits my one big eyeball)

It's with the advent of this pay-per-view

Can't control myself



I scratch my knee

I have to scratch the other

(this is sky news) documentaries are the best



Thru' my t.v., through my t.v.

All my problems come



I study quite hard (in the corner of my room)

When i should be in bed (sits my one big eyeball)

I'm in the open university

A constant imprint of the test card on my eyes

I think i should rest (compulsive my behaviour)

Sleep on one side and then the other (keeping things in order)

Always searching for the abilene

Can't control myself


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