Yo, i used to be in love with this girl named jill

I know why, because she had the butt like that of a hill

But you couldn't tell me nothin, cause jill was number one

Cause to me, oh my god, how she made me come

I shoulda knew the consequences from the get-go

She would use me like a puppy from a pet show

But like a fool in love i fell for her game

But ah - i got mine everytime i came

You know the place, flatbush avenue

Where i first met the hoe, i said, "yo, haven't you

Been around before, did we get down before?

I forget, but i bet i met you in a store

Mickey d's - yeah, now i remember"

She said, "that was for school, i needed money in september

Cause i'm a member of the booster squad"

And i was thinkin to myself: i knocked her boots so hard

That's just what i did, until we had a kid

Now the bitch got half my money, plus the crib

Plus the car, plus the limo with the bar

But i guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star



Livin like a

Livin like a

Livin like a star



Every day i wake up, i take up my pen

I write a dope rhyme, then i stretch and bend

And i excercise, wipe the boogers out my eyes

And so on... let me go on to the surprise

I'm chillin in my couch in a slouch-like position

Thinkin of a way to spend the day like fishin

Nah - dairy - yeah - cheese

Yo, that's the way to go, but no polly-o, please

Picked up the phonebook, lookin at the pages

Lookin at the star rating right beside the ages

Looked under 'x' for 'sex' and saw stacy

Yeah, you know the one that we call dick tracy

Yes, i think that she can solve my case

So i call her on the phone, she was home alone







She said, "come over to my place, ic